Clean Jokes

Tiger Woods and Stevie Wonder are in a bar. Tiger says to Stevie, "How`s the singing career going?"
Stevie replies, "Not too bad. How`s the golf?"
Woods replies, "I`ve had some problems...

United State Air Force has a high security, super secret base in Nevada, known simply as "Area 51?" One afternoon, a Cessna landed at this "secret" base. The aircraft was immediately impounded...

Pappu: Saala Ye Sab Teacher Logo Ki Mili Bhagat Hoti Hai, Ek Photo Ke 20 Rupaye lagte Hai Aur Hum Logo Se 50-50 Rupaye Liye Ja Rahe Hain. Matlab Ek Bachche Se...

An angry senator was attacking a minister of government. The minister tried to interrupt the senator`s speech. "I haven`t finished yet," roared the senator, and went on...

A firm of solicitors in Mumbai go under the name of Patel, Patel, Patel and Patel. The office phone rang and the voice at the other end asked, "May I speak to...

A newly appointed health minister of a northern state (guess which?) whose knowledge of English was somewhat elementary was on his first official visit to the largest hospital...

President Zia-ul-Haq`s trusted barber seemed to have become infected by the popular demand for the restoration of democracy. One morning while clipping the President`s hair...

When Joe, a nice man married for over 50 years died, his wife, Myrtle was devastated. A couple of months later, Myrtle also died. Once in heaven, Myrtle anxiously looked...

Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently scold the child.
Smiling sweetly, the teacher said...

During Zia`s rule, a gentleman travelled all the way from Islamabad to Karachi to have an aching tooth taken out.
The Karachi dentist said, "Surely you have dentists in Islamabad! You did not have to...