Rash Driving!
A couple hired a new chauffeur. The memsahib asked him to take her out for shopping and was very shaken by the experience. Back home, she pleaded with her husband...
Maruti of a Buffalo!
Santa had saved up a lot of money to buy a car. But when he had required sum, instead of buying a car he brought a buffalo.
"Santa ji you were always saying you wanted a car...
Witnessing Childbirth
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her...
Are X-Rays Bad ?
Just as a young man was about to get a chest X-ray, the equipment slipped and his pelvic region was X-Rayed instead.
"Oh, no!", cried the lab technician, "Your reproductive organs just received a huge dose of radiations...
Height of Work Pressure
Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the house door with keys.
Me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best restaurants and as I finished I started...
Rulers and Servants!
An American delegation on a visit to India were being shown round the capital. In the evening they were taken to the Secretariat for a panoramic view of Vijay Chowk and Rajpath. Came the closing hour...
Sober vs. Drunk !
The skipper of a tramp steamer, in writing up the log recording an eventful day, rounded off his task with the entry: "Mate intoxicated."
To the mate, who indignantly protested...
Don't be Smart with Kids!
In a Nursery School Canteen, there was a basket of Apples with a notice written over it: Do not take more than one, God is watching. On the other counter there was a box of...
Jesus is Watching!
A burglar has just made it into the house he`s intending ransacking, and he`s looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, "I can see you, and...
Enough about Wives...
A new metal is added to chemistry:
Name: Husband
Symbol: Hb
Atomic Weight:
Light when first found...
