Clean Jokes

With the rising prices, tomatoes are the latest to become the butt of jokes online. With the vegetable costing as much as Rs. 70-100 per kg, no wonder people are...

A woman was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane. Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sydney. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers...

On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet...

Brahma: System installer
Vishnu: System operator
Shiva: "System programmer
Narad: Data Transmitter...

An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania. At noon, when the lunch whistle blows, two thousand men and wome...

A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed, to make serving drinks more efficient. A guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What`s your IQ...

When you take a long time, you`re slow. When your boss takes a long time, he`s thorough.
When you don`t do it, you`re lazy...

1. Agar aap Black Goggles, pistol aur fuddu se Coat mein apna DP set karte hai to aap cool nahi @aapchutiyehain.
2. Mall ke andar shades...

Once, all villages decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayer all the people gathered but only one boy came with an umbrella - That`s...

This guy was having a problem with mice in his apartment. "Dude," he told a friend, "I`ve tried everything and those damn mice keep coming back."
"I had the same...