Clean Jokes

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the...

Employed by the human-development center of a corporation in the Midwest, a recent college graduate trains employees in proper dress codes and etiquette...

The teacher asked her class what each wanted to become when they grew up. A chorus of responses came from all over the room.
"A football player."
"A doctor...

Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt. His wife was standing there...

Ek din Santa office jaane ke liye bus mein chada toh conductor ne haste hua pucha, "Sir, kal raat theek-thaak ghar pahunch gaye the aap? Kahin gire toh nahin, ya ghar ka raasta...

While fishing off the Australia coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of crocodiles kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting an old beachcomber...

Several days ago as I left a meeting at a hotel; I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down. I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the...

Nayi nayi friendship hui Facebook pe... numbers exchange hue... aur phir...
Girl: Hello darling! Kya kar rahe ho...???
Boy: Hai Jaanu....

A defendant was on trial for murder. There was very strong evidence indicating guilt, but no corpse had been found. In the defense`s closing statement the lawyer, knowing that his client...

The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway jumping for joy! I didn`t know why she was jumping so excitedly but I thought...