Clean Jokes

One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb...

Once upon a time there was an archery contest. The first archer, wearing a long cape covering his face, lines up in position. He takes a deep breath and fires...

Ek din khuda ne mujhse kaha: Mat karintezar is janam mein uska, Milna mushkil hai.
Maine bhi keh diya: Lene de maza intezar ka, agle janam mein to mumkin...

BEFORE: You take my breath away.
AFTER: I feel like I`m suffocating.
BEFORE: She says she loves the way I take control of the situation.
AFTER: She called me a controlling...

1. Ee hai hamaar biwi..... Google Raani... Ek sawal poocho toh 10 jawab deti hai...!!!
2. Ee hai hamaar bitwa.... Facebook Kumar... Ghar ki baat...

LAWYER: I hereby beg to solicit myself as an eligible candidate for the post of husband after marriage. The person whom I`m looking for should be strictly a girl. The girl should be...

A boy`s status on FB: Bye Bye Mexico!
Girl 1 comments: Wow! When did you go to Mexico?
Girl 2 comments: Yesterday, you were in Spain...

George went over to his fiancee`s house and sadly told his girlfriend the wedding was off. He was going to marry another woman. His girlfriend was distraught...

An Irishman`s been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally says that the bar is closing. So the Irishman stands up to leave and falls flat on his face...

Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck. Even the phones...