Clean Jokes

A big, burly man visited the pastor`s home and asked to see the minister`s wife, a woman well known for her charitable impulses. "Madam," he said in a broken voice...

Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I bet you don`t know what day this is."
"Of course I do," he irritatingly answered, going out the door...

Two avid hunters take a hunter`s safety class in which they learn that the universal signal for an emergency is three shots in the air. Sure enough, on their next hunting trip...

Mom: Happy birthday Suarez.
Suarez: Thanks mom.
Mom: Cake kaato beta.
Suarez: Ok mom.
Mom: Arrey beta chakku se....

The little boy was sitting on a park bench munching on one chocolate bar after another. After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating...

The poor man was such a habitual drinker that even he was finally convinced that he was an alcoholic. At his family`s urging he went to see a psychiatrist. After a...

Lawyer: I have some good news and some bad news.
Client: Well, give me the bad news first.
Lawyer: the bad news is that the DNA tests...

Terrible Eglish by a Bihar`s Teacher:
1) There is no wind in the football.
2) I talk, he talk, why you

A family are driving in their car on holidays. A frog crosses the road and the husband, who is driving, is able to stop the car. He gets out and takes the frog and carries...

Favorite fantasy:
At 17: Tall, dark and handsome.
At 25: Tall, dark and handsome with money.
At 35: Tall, dark and handsome with money and a brain...