Clean Jokes

All men are extremely busy.
Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
Although they have time for women, they don`t...

After `Humshakals` debacle, Sajid Khan becomes butt of jokes! Sajid Khan struck again with yet another dud movie that promised to be better than his previous flop Himmatwala...

Sarthak Agarwal topped HSC by scoring 99.6%. These are the comments he got for the page that published it on facebook....
1. Don`t publish this fact...

Spain has left the group
Australia has left the group
Cameroon has left the group...

22 EPIC things only Indian parents say. Read this...
1. Paise Ped Pe Nahi Ugte Hain.
2. Me: Mom, Can I go out for a late night party?
Mom: Ask Dad.
Dad: Ask Mom....

Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect boys-out trip. Two days before the group is to leave, Rob`s wife puts her foot down and tells him he is not going...

Akshay- Hi everyone !!
Shahid- Hi over acting ki dukaan...
Akshay-
Saif-
Kareena- Hi Saifu... Love you...

The boss calls his secretary and says, "Get ready for the weekend, We are going on a business trip."
The secretary calls husband and says...

RESULT AGAR ACHCHA HO:
Maa: Bhagwan ki kripa hai.
Papa: Beta Kiska Hai.
Dost: Chal Daaru Peete hain...

I was standing in a small queue. There was a laday of Japanese descent in front of me she was there to exchange Yen for Dollars. She was a little...