Clean Jokes

On his first day in office, as President Abraham Lincoln entered to give his inaugural address, one man stood up. He was a rich aristocrat. He said, "Mr. Lincoln...

A guy was known among his friends to be very brief and to the point - he really never said too much. One day, a saleswoman knocked on his door and...

A girl was driving when she saw the flash of a traffic camera. She figured that her picture had been taken for exceeding the limit even though she knew...

Two smart fellows were in a pub. They called the pubs owner over and asked him to settle an argument.
"Are there two pints in a quart or...

Daughter in law: Is my nose flat?
Mother in law: No Baby.
Daughter in law: Am I fat like...

A wife buys 12 underwears of same colour for her husband.
Hubby: Why same colour sweetheart? People will think...

It was their first quarrel. Mulla Nasruddin was coming off worst until he brought his bride`s family into the argument. "Your father is an old...

A local FM Radio was running a contest, and I phoned up. The RJ said, "Congratulations on being our first caller, all you have to do is answer the...

Mulla Nasruddin decided to settle down and narrowed his choice between a beautiful but dumb doll and an opera singer. He finally chose brains and...

Alia bhatt: Score itni jaldi-jaldi badh raha hai, Maxwell BJP mein hai kya?
There is a great Rahul Gandhi wave in the country... Everyone is waving him good bye...