Clean Jokes

Whatsapp par 2 km lambe message bhejne waalon, tumhe Janta maaf nahi karegi.
John Abraham ko comedy film me cast karne waalon, tumhe Janta maaf nahi karegi...

A man was unhappy with the way his laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry.
So he wrote a note...

Ek admi ki wife kidnap ho jaati hai aur kidnappers uske husband ko phone lagate hai: Agar aaj raat tak paise na diye toh tumhari biwi ko...

Pathan: Wo jo table pe aadmi baitha hai us se hamara dushmani hai.
Dost: Table pe toh 4 aadmi hain.
Pathan: Wo jiski muchhein hain....

A man had just got out of hospital from a sex-change operation and (s)he was talking to the people (s)he knew before (s)he became a woman....

After creating this complex world, GOD was worried that who will decide what is right and what is wrong? So, he created Arnab...

5 year old boy: I Love you Mom.
Mom: Awww ! I Love you Too.
16 year Old Boy: I Love you Mom.
Mom: Sorry Beta! I Have No....

Two small county judges both got arrested for speeding on the same day. Rather than call the state Supreme Court for a visiting judge, each agreed to...

Kapil: O Ji, Maine Kaha... Nice Lipstick.
Girl: Thanks.
Kapil: O Ji, Main Kya...

She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him...