Clean Jokes

A conversation heard at a local pub: Sam, wish you were here with me.
But Tom, I am. Look see, I`m right in front of you....

Do ladies ek aam ke ped neeche baith kar kaafi der se baatein kar rahi thi. Tabhi achanak ped se ek aam neeche gira.
Pehli lady: Arrey...

Interviewer: Alia, according to you, which is the best team in IPL 7 so far?
Alia Bhatt: Sunrisers Hyderabad because all have...

Ladka Handsome hona chahiye,
Smart to Phone bhi hote hain.
Phone to iPhone hona chahiye,
S1, S2, S3 to Train ke Dibbe bhi hote hain....

A man walks in to a confession booth and says, "I have sinned."
"What did you do?" asks the priest.
"I`ve committed...

Ladka apni friend se:
Mere paas mere dost jaisi car nahi hai;
Par tumhein palkon pe baitha ke ghumaaunga....

Mallu jokes are in town...
What is Malayali management graduate called?
Yem Bee Yae.
Where does he pray?
In a Temble, Charch and a Maask...

A Girl`s Facebook status: Travelled in Bus after long time.
Comments Left by Male friends:
1) Awww, so sweet...

What does a baby computer call his father?
Data.
What is a computer`s first sign of old age?
Loss of memory...

Daru ki vajah se barbaad hue ek sharabi ne kasam li aur ghar se daru ki khali bottles phainkne laga...
1st bottle phainkte hue bola: Teri vajah se meri naukri gayi...
2nd bottle phainkte hue bola: Teri vajah se mera ghar bik gaya...