Clean Jokes

There was a farmer who had a horse and a goat. One day, the horse became ill and he called the veterinarian, who said: Well, your horse has a virus....

A very tight man was looking for a gift for a friend. Everything was too expensive except for a glass vase that had been broken, which he could...

A pious man, who had reached the age of 105, suddenly stopped going to synagogue. Alarmed by the old fellow`s absence after so many years of faithful attendance...

ATM Card Hote Hue Bhi Branch Mein Gardi Karne Walon Tumhe Janata Maaf Nahi Karegi.
100 Rs Ke Liye 10 Lacs Ka Attitude Dikhane Walon...

Tiger Shroff is so smooth that he should replace Katrina kaif in Veet ads...
Don`t be mean guys... Give a big round of applause to Tiger Shroff for...

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We have all heard of people having Guts or having Balls. But do you really know the difference between...

A woman went shopping, At cash counter she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. He couldn`t control his curiosity...

Sunny`s mom: Beti doodh ka glass pee lo.
Sunny: No mama, mujhe nahin peena.
Maa: Beti agar doodh nahin piyogi toh...

All married men will attest to some real wisdom in this message. In the world of romance, one single rule...

Ek baba kisi mehfil mein gaye toh sab logon ne un ka mazaaq udaana shuru kar dia.
Baba ne kaha...