Clean Jokes

The Vain Person:
One who loves the smell of his own farts.
The Amiable Person...

Santa ne Live Radio Station call ki: Hello... ji ye Radio station hai ?
RJ: Ji Haan, boliye.
Santa: Meri awaaz pura shehar sun raha hai...

Santa applied for the job of night security guard at the factory.
The boss looked him over carefully. "The sort of person we need for this job...

Kangana hit the ball,
Kangana took a single,
Kangana did not reach the crease,
Kangana Ranaut...

An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of....

Little Emily was complaining to her mother that her stomach hurt.
Her mother replied, "That`s because it`s empty. Maybe you should try putting something in it...

It was during the World War II. The army transport was several days out of New York, and running without lights in the submarine zone. Some of the fellows...

Aamir: Smiling...
Teacher: Aap muskura kyon rahe ho?
Aamir: Sir, bahut dinon se FB page ka admin banne ki ichcha thi...

The soldier asked for a furlough, so that he might get married.
"How long have you known the Girl?" His superior asked....

Shaadi Ke baad Patni Kaise badalti hai... Zara gaur kijiye...
Pehle Saal: Maine kaha ji, khana kha lijiye, aapne kaafi der se kuchh khaya nahin...