Everyone has a Peculiarity!
A man who stuttered was asked why he did so. "It`s my p-p-p-p-peculiarity," he answered. "Everybody has s-s-s-some p-p-p-p-peculiarity."
"I don`t have any," said the questioner...
Height of Ignorance!
Two best friends coming out of the examination hall with chips and coke in hands. First friend: Yaa aaj kaun sa paper tha??? Second friend:...
Expensive Dress!
Jennifer`s wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement - not even her parent`s nasty divorce.
Her mother had found the...
Need a Break!
I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that I would do something crazy. So I...
Dad's Role!
My two daughters were having a discussion about family resemblance.
"I look like Mom," said my nine-year-old, "but I have Dad's eyes and Dad`s lips...
Benefits of Being an Atheist
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. The religious man prayed every single day and night...
Taweez ka kamaal!
Aurat: Baba ji, mera shohar ghar aatey hi mujhe maarna peetna shuru kar dete hain.
Baba ek taweez nikaal ke us aurat ko deta hai aur kehta hai: Woh jaise hi ghar aaye toh tum ye TAWEEZ...
A True Love Story!
This 89 year old woman was arrested for lifting. When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her, "What did you steal?....
Up To Par!!!
Bill wasn`t a very good golfer, but he sure dressed like one. He had a wicked slice that prevented him from ever reaching the green in two strokes, but on the day...
Religiously Driven
A teenager, who had just received her learner`s licence for driving, offered to drive her parents to church. After a hair-raising ride, they finally reached...
