Clean Jokes

Once a father beats up his son and when son starts crying father says sorry.
Son says: Take a piece of paper. Crumble it. Fold it. Now open it...

The warden, addressing the three instigators of a failed prison riot, said, "I would like to know two things. First: Why did you revolt? Second: How did you get out of...

The professor of a contract law class asked one of his better students, "If you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?"
The student replied, "Here`s an...

You wake face down on the footpath.
You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold.
Your birthday cake collapses...

A peculiarly scary thing was happening in a hospital`s ICU. Every Sunday, with unfailing regularity, patients on bed number 5 died at 11 AM. This...

A girl brought home a man who was naked except for a loincloth. He had a painted face, feathered headgear and a spear in one hand...

Alarmed by the prolonged discussions of his case by a group of doctors by his bedside, a patient said, "There must be something terribly wrong with me...

Beta: Mummy kya love marriage karne se ghar wale naraaz hote hain?
Maa: Tu pakka kisi churail ke chakkar mein hoga or yeh sab tujhe usi daayan ne kaha hoga...

Boy: Hiii...!
Girl: What?
Boy: How are you?
Girl: Do I know you?
Boy: Am RICH...

A guy was getting ready to apply to a local department store for a job.
A friend told him...