Clean Jokes

Mulla Nasruddin was applying for a job. "Does the company pay for my hospitalization?" he asked.
"No, you pay for it...

1st Girl: Aaj kal ke ladkon ka toh bilkul bhi bharosa nahin karna chahiye !!! Main toh ab uski shakl bhi nahin dekhungi.
2nd Girl: Kyon kya hua ??? Uska kisi aur ke saath...

A busload of American tourists were heading towards Punjab on G.T. Road when suddenly the driver slammed on the brakes. Lying on the road in front was...

A Girl to a Boy in a train: Can I sit here?
Boy: It` all yours.
Girl: Can I take some water...

A White Man visited Ozoro Community in Delta State and saw the people carrying blocks on their heads from a far distance to a building site, they were...

Pappu: Papa Aunty ka pet itna kyun foola hua hai ?
Santa: I know ki, tu sab Jan ta hai, badmaash.
Pappu: Nahin papa, I don`t know...

When Gandhi was studying law at the University College of London, there was a professor, whose last name was Peters, who felt animosity for...

Pappu ko hamesha school mein galtiyon ki wajah se maar ya daant padti rehti thi.
Ek din Pappu ne phir se hamesha ki tarah homework nahin kiya tha aur isliye...

New drugs for men created by women scientists are waiting for FDA approval...

Love your husband when he orders you to make tea or coffee because he wants to feel fresh to listen your nonstop talks...