Clean Jokes

Judge: Kya naam hai tumhaara?
Mulzim: Huzoor, Ram Lal.
Judge: Tum ne 10 saal se apni wife ko dabaa ke, daraa ke, dhamka ke, apne control mein...

Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of IPL and T20. Same rules should be applied in Exams...

Wife: Khana kha liya?
Husband: Khana kha liya?
Wife: Batao na.
Husband: Batao na....

The Code of Ethics for Lawyers
The Australian Book of Foreplay
The Book of Motivated Postal Workers...

1. Every Indian bachelor wants to marry a fair girl.
2. When the doorbell rings, a male or kid goes to open the door and the females run for their...

Question: Why Ambulance is White in Colour? (15 marks)
Ans: Ambulance has Oxygen cylinder. Oxygen is a Gas, and Gas is used for...

Doctor, pagal se: Ye kya hai?
Pagal: Ye maine 500 panno ki kitab likhi hai...
Doctor: Tumne 500 panno pe kya likha...

Mulla Nasruddin`s young wife, recently returned from her honeymoon, was complaining to her friend about her husband`s drinking...

Santa was caught by Mughal army and they took him to their king Akbar.

Akbar: Kaun ho tum?
Santa: Jahanpanah, main Santa hun...

Santa: I am in big trouble!

Banta: What happened?

Santa: I saw a rat in my house!

Banta: Oh, well...