Innocent Daughter!
A girl was crying bitterly.
Mom: What happened dear?
Daughter: Mom do I lookk like a wicked witch?
Mom: No....
Rules for the Air force Pilots
The probability of survival is inversely proportional to the angle of arrival. Large angle of arrival, small probability of survival and vice versa...
Grandma's Dilemma
The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn`t speak...
Facebook vs WhatsApp
Husband-Wife`s Facebook and WhatsApp life...
On `WhatsApp`
Wife: Ghar kab aa rahe ho...
Killing a Lion: Network Operator Style!
Vodafone Method: Hire a lion, give him full rest, pay him more than his expectation, never ask him to do any hard work for 3 months...
What a Massage!
"Where`s the barber who worked on the next chair?" asked the old customer as he was getting a shave...
Wife Won't Like It!
One day I accidentally overturned my golf buggy.
Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer...
Pyaar Ka Bhoot!
Ek din khuda ne mujhse kaha: "Mat kar intezar is janam mein uska, Milna mushkil hai...
Smart Move!
Santa walked into a bar one evening, sat down and said, "Bar man, give me 1 bottle of beer, and give everybody here 2 bottles...
Truth and Lie!
The Sultan of a great city was annoyed by the cheats and liars who entered his gates and caused trouble...
