Clean Jokes

Santa travelling by train to Mumbai and was tearing bits out of a newspaper, rolling them into small balls...

Nasruddin had a leaky ferry-boat, and used it to row people across the river. One day his passenger was a fussy schoolteacher, and on the way across he decided...

As Air Force One arrives at the Heathrow Airport, President Obama strides to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen. They are driven in a 1934 Bentley...

Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges from a neighbour and decided to go to a calm place to share the lot equally. One of them suggested the nearby...

Wife to her husband: Suno, aate hue zara kitchen se namak lete aana.
Husband (kitchen se): Yahan to koi Namak nahi hai.
Wife: Mujhe pata tha...

A soldier, who was habitually drunk, publicly announced to all the men in his company and surrounding companies that he was swearing off drinking and that all the other soldiers...

Once Mulla Nasruddin was invited to deliver a sermon. When he got on the pulpit, he asked, "Do you know what I am going to say?"
The audience replied, "No...

Pehle Din:
Pati (phone par): Kahak ho?
Patni: Ghar mein hun darling.
Pati: Achcha, agar ghar mein ho toh...

Which is the most dangerous Alphabet?
Answer is `W`.
All the worries get initiated with `W`...

Teacher: Kaun si chidiya sabse fast urti hai...........??

Student: Mam, Haathi...