Clean Jokes

A young boy from Pune goes off to college. Half way through the semester, having foolishly squandered all his money he calls home. "Dad," he says, "You won`t believe...

Ek aadmi apne dost ke ghar gya. Door-bell bajane pe Pappu bahar aaya.
Aadmi: Beta apne papa ko bulao.
Pappu: Ji wo nahi hai, wo bazar gye hain....

A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except...

Arjun: Hey Vasudev, how can I do the most heinous and unpardonable act of forwarding junk mail that I receive, to my friends, relatives and revered elders...

At a party, the host was getting worried because there were too many people and not enough refreshments. She was sure that not all of these had been...

One night, Mulla Nasrudin`s father noticed a light in his barn. He went to see what it was all about and he found Nasruddin with a lantern, all dressed up...

College Clerk: Beta yeh form tumne galat bhar diya hai. Yahaan address nahin naam likhna tha.
Student: Vikas Puri mera naam hi hai jee...

I bumped into an old school friend today. He started showing off, talking about his well paid job and expensive sports car. Then he pulled out a photo of his wife...

A man woke up from sleep and found a letter on top of the fridge. He took the letter and it reads: It is no more working and I can not continue...

1. Agar aapko kutta kaat le to aap usay kaat lein, hisaab baraabar....
2. Doodh phat jaaye to safed dhagay se siii lein.... Kisi ko pataa nahi chalega...