Clean Jokes

Once a service manager at a prominent 5-star hotel asked Arnab for feeback on his stay. The manager was released only after Goswami asked him 74 questions....

Customer: "What`s the luncheon special today?"
Waiter: "Beef tongue with onions."
Customer: "Oh, yuck!!! I could never eat anything that...

Santa lost his cheque booklet. He decided to go to the bank after two days to report. The Bank manager said to him, "But I warned you to be very...

Ek Budha ek ladki se takra gaya. Budha ladki se bola: Sorry...
Ladki: Andha hai kya..... Dikhta nahi hai... Is umar mein bhi chain nahin hai...

A Preacher said: "If I had all the beer in the world, I`d take it and throw it into the river."
And the congregation cried...

Father, apne bete se: Agar iss baar tum exam mein fail hue toh mujhe kabhi papa mat kehna.
Exams ke kuch dinon ke baad jab result aaya toh baap ne...

Mrs. Sullivan and her little daughter Patty were outside the church watching all the comings and goings of a wedding. After the photographs had been taken...

Laila ne Majnu ko ek ped ke peeche dekha aur Boli: Tum Majnu ho na ??
Majnu Bola: Haan.
Phir kuch der baad usko jhadiyon ke peeche dekha toh boli...

A couple just started their Lamaze class and they were given an activity requiring the husband to wear a bag of sand to give him an idea of what it feels...

A man was shocked to see his beautiful divorced neighbor knocking on his door one Friday evening...