Clean Jokes

Once there was a competition conducted with Scientists from America, France and China. The Americans reported: "We crossed chickens with cows...

Beemar Employee se uski biwi boli: Iss bar koi Janwaron ke Doctor ko dikhao tabhi aap theek hoge.
Pati: Woh Kyon ??
Biwi: Roz Subah Murge ki tarah jaldi uthh jate ho...

Valentine died for love, Romeo also died for love, Jack in titanic died for love, Samson in the Bible died for love...

EK shaitaani Chudel ne 60 saal ke husband & wife se kaha: Main tum dono ki ek ek wish puri kar sakti hun.
Wife: Main apne pati ke saath...

A boss was educating an employee on effective sales technique. "The main thing to remember is that repetition, repetition, is the key...

Ek husband market jaata hai aur kisi kaam se apni wife ko call karta hai.
Husband: Helloo, call me Shonu...

There`s a new illness discovered at the University of Bheja. It`s a condition called WhatsApia. The symptoms are:

An Officer was rewarded a bicycle by his Commanding Officer for a job well done. It was a beautiful cycle but didn`t have a carrier at the back....

Santa noticed that Banta was looking depressed, and asked what was wrong.
"Well," said Banta, "I ran afoul of one of those awkward questions...

Santa jab bhi kapde dhota, baarish ho jaati thi. Ek subah Santa ne dekha ki mausam bilkul saaf hai, aasmaan bilkul clear lag raha tha aur...