Clean Jokes

Ducking into confession with a turkey in his arms, Dewey said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I stole this turkey to feed my family. Would you...

Boss: Kahan gaye the ?
Employee: Baal katwane.
Boss: Office hours mein...

Husband: I love you.
Wife: Babaji ka thullu.
Husband: I will die for you.
Wife: Babaji ka thullu....

Hi Uncle Tom, I am a lady aged 26, I left my husband with the maid and my baby at home, I drove for just about 2 km from home and my...

A drunk stammers out of a bar and runs right into two priests.
He says, "I`m Jesus Christ."
The first priest says, "No, son...

Pandit ek ladki waale ghar mein shaadi k liye ladke ki baat karne gaya.
Pandit: Aap logon ko kaisa ladka chahiye?"
Ladki Wale: Humein aisa ladka...

A young man asked a rich old man: How you made your money?
The old guy said: Son, it was 1932, the depth of the Great Depression I was down to my last...

When Bobby Darling was born, Doctor said: Mubarak ho, Dhokha hua hai.
When Ekta Kapoor was born, doctor said: Mubarak ho! Mubarak ho! Mubarak ho..

A British guy walks into a bar in Central London and before he could order his drink, he notices a Sikh man wearing a turban. Having a personal grudge...

Doctor: Tabiyat kaisi hai ab?
Mareej: Pahle se jyada kharaab hai?
Doctor: Dawai kha li thi?
Mareej: Khali nahi thi bhari hui thi...