Clean Jokes

God decided it was time to end the world, so he called together those whom he considered the three most influential people in the...

Rahul Gandhi - Arnab Goswami Interview at Times Now trending on FB and Twiiter...

One day, after a man had his annual physical, the doctor came out and said, "You had a great checkup. Is there anything that you`d like to...

Help-desk guy speaking to a lady user... Mam, please double click on `My Computer`.
Lady: I can`t see your computer...

A man fron UP is introducing his family:

1. Yeh hai meri biwi..... Google Raani... Ek sawal poocho toh 10 jawab deti hai...

Wedding speech from modern girl to her in laws: My dear new family, I thank you for welcoming me in my new house. Firstly I must tell you that...

Reactions of a Girl without a boyfriend:
1) Main nahi padti in chakkaro main..!
2) Mere liye mere gharwale important hain aur unke saamne boyfriend...

"This is a lesson in logic," said the old professor in the teahouse. "If the show starts at nine and dinner is at six, and my son has the measles..

Ek ladke ki shaadi ek bahut hi khubsurat ladki se fix hui. Woh dono hamesha WhatsApp par baatein karte rahte the. Phir kuch time ke baad dono ki shaadi ho gayi...

One day Mulla Nasrudin visited a large department store to buy his wife some nylon hose. Inadvertently, he got caught in a mad rush at a counter...