Clean Jokes

Wife: I love you baby.
Husband (softly): I love you too.
Wife: Upset kyun lag rahe ho....??? Husband: Bas thoda mood off...

Just before Christmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and Santa Claus were riding in the elevator of a very posh hotel. Just before the doors opened...

After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. "How about some perfume...

SCHOOL:
Apni toh paatshala, masti ki pathshala...
TUTION:
Idhar chala main udhar chala, jaane kahaan main kidhar chalaa...

My son asked me if we could have a tree this Christmas. I told him I didn`t want to pay for a tree and that`s that. He wouldn`t stop asking though, every five minutes he...

Ek ladka ek ladki ko bahut chahta tha, lekin apne pyaar ka izhaar karne se darta tha.
Ek din us ladke ne socha ki chahe jo bhi ho jaaye vo us ladki ko msg kar ke I Love You...

When I stopped the bus to pick up Chris for preschool, I noticed an older woman hugging him as he left the house.
"Is that your grandmother?" I asked...

I mowed the lawn today, and after I'd finished I sat down with a cold beer. It was a beautiful day and the drink facilitated some deep thinking...

Ladki par hath uthaye to zalim;
Ladki se pit jaye to namard.

Ladki ko kisi ke sath dekh kar...

A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven`t seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean? I`m fine....