Clean Jokes

Saturday morning I got up very early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, slipped quietly into the garage loaded the truck with rifle and stand...

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don`t work enough, you`re a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring...

A guy was speeding down the road and got pulled over by a state trooper.
The trooper said, "Do you have any idea how fast you were going?"
The driver looked at the trooper and said...

Just before Christmas I was shopping at a toy faire in Worcester.
I glanced to my left and caught sight of a queue at the doll counter; they were waiting for the shelves to be restocked with Mattel dolls...

A woman was playing golf when she took a big swing and fell. The party waiting behind her was a group of politicians. A Congress man quickly...

The story goes that a certain court jester went too far one day and insulted his king. The king became so infuriated that he sentenced the jester to be executed...

Ek ladka shaadi ke liye ek ladki ko dekhne gaya.
Ladke ne socha ki kyun na ladki ko impress kiya jaaye aur English mein baat karne ki sochi....

A visitor to Santa, "Which is Mr Banta`s flat?"
Santa: Please come with me...

Ladka: Tumhaara naam kya hai?
Ladki: Kyun bataun? Main tumhe jaanti tak nahin...

An overweight colleague of mine decided it was time to shed some excess pounds. He took his new diet seriously, even changing his driving route to avoid his favorite bakery...