Clean Jokes

A young farmhand is driving around the farm and making repairs to the fences. After a few minutes, he makes a call to his boss on the two-way radio and says...

Gabbar ke adde par... Dhiskyon, dhiskyaon....
Gabbar: Yeh bhi bach gaya! Tera kya hoga Kaaliya?
Kaaliya: Mujhe mat maro sardaar...

Bobby walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, one round for everyone, on me!"
The bartender says...

Ek baar ek ladka barsaat ki raat mein ek aunty ko, jo bus stop pe khadi thi, ghar chorne chala gaya.
Ghar pahunh kar aunty ne...

Grandpa was always going on about the good old days, and the lower cost of living, in particular to his grandson. "When I was a kid...

Girfriend and boyfriend on phone:
Boy: Hi, kaisi ho jaan?
Girl Theek hun.
Boy: Aaj kya...

A man who owned a local grocery store was out delivering orders in his station wagon when he hit and injured a little, old lady. The lady sued and was awarded...

12 reasons why I chose Business as profession:
1. I hate sleeping.
2. I have enjoyed my life...

Ek baar ek ladka ghar mein sharaab pee kar aaya aur apne Dad se bachne ke liye ek badi si book lekar padhne laga!
Dad: Oye nalaayak, aaj phir sharab pee kar aaya...

In Maths, kiss is the shortest distance between two Lips.
In Biology, kiss is just exchange of...