Clean Jokes

Aaj se 300 saal pehle MATHS bahut masoom aur pyara tha. Ek din kuch badmash students ne MATHS ko bahut maara... itna maara ki bechare MATHS ki jaan chali gayi...

While walking through the woods one day, I was surprised to hear a child`s voice. I followed the sound, trying in vain to understand the child`s words. When I spotted...

Teacher: `3 Idiots` film dekhne ke baad aap ko kya lesson mila?
Pappu: Madam yahi ki... Engineering padh kar bhi Medical ki ladki...

A man and his wife were sitting in the living room and he said to her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state...

While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed a display of bathing suits. It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since I had even considered...

A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, "I hate to ruin your day...

Dating Ads for Seniors found in a Florida Newspaper. You can say what you want about Florida, but you never hear of anyone retiring and moving north. These are...

A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6."
A short time later...

Mom: Hi! Son, what does IDK, LY, & TTYL mean..?
Son: I Don`t Know, Love You, and...

Sister to her brother: What are you giving to Grandmaa on her birthday?
Brother: A Football...