Urine Sample!
One day an Irishman goes into a pharmacy shop, reaches into his pocket and takes out a small bottle and a teaspoon. He pours some liquid onto the teaspoon...
Superfast Nano!
A Nano breaks down on a roadside. A BMW 750Li stops to help the driver. "I will tow you to the next service station, but if I drive too...
Nokia Lovers
Shadi mein juta chupai ke time dulhe ki ek saali boli: Jijaji main to 1100 lungi.
Second saali: Jijaji, 1100 se...
Estate Planning!
Morris is dying and is on his deathbed. He is with his nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, and knows the end is near. So he says...
Designatd Decoy!
One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations...
Getting Married!
A young couple came into the church office to fill out a pre-marriage questionnaire form. The young man, who had never talked to a pastor before, was quite...
Free Ride!!!
A police car pulls up in front of grandma Cohen`s house, and grandpa gets out. The polite policeman explained, "I came upon this elderly gentleman who said...
Old Crush!!!
A husband takes the wife to a night club. There`s aguy on the dance floor giving it big time. Break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works...
Diwali Offer
Wife saw a board outside a shop.
Diwali Offer Ending Today:
Banarsi Saree Rs 10 Only
Pool Rules!
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool. "Everyone knows," the mother lectured him...
