Clean Jokes

A new farmer goes into a farm supply store and orders two hundred chicks, explaining to the owner that he wants to start a poultry operation. Two weeks later, he returns to...

A conductor was having a lot of trouble with a drummer. He constantly gave this guy personal attention and much advice, but his performance simply didn`t...

Papa: Arre aaj tumhari mummy itni chup-chap kyun baithi hui hai?
Son: Kuch nahin papa, mummy ne lipstick maangi aur maine galati se fevistick de di...

"I`m ashamed of the way we live," a young wife said to her lazy husband who refused to find a job.
"My father pays our rent. My mother buys...

A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man was slowly...

A boy on a Date in a BMW CAR.
Boy, "Maine tumse ek baat chupai hai."
Girl, "Kya...

An old farmer had owned a large farm for many years. He had a huge man-made pond out back with a beautiful picnic area. For years it was the perfect place to unwind...

The poor country pastor was livid when he confronted his wife with the receipt for a $250 dress she had bought. "How could you do this!" he exclaimed...

Ek khoobsurat rishte ka naam hai Maa. Yeh Maa hi hai jo apne bachchon ko subah uthaati aur kehti hai, Uth jao....

An applicant was filling out a job application.
When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?"
He wrote...