Clean Jokes

Bhagwan ne mujhse kaha ki Tu apna 1 pyara dost chhod de main tujhe Smartphone dunga...
2 ko chhod de toh Rolex ghadi dunga...
5 ko chhod de toh...

An 18th-century vagabond in England, exhausted and famished, came to a roadside Inn with a sign reading: 'George & the Dragon.' He knocked. The Innkeeper's wife...

Santa was caught by police.
Police: How did you kill 20 people?
Santa: Main gaadi tez chala raha tha par jab maine brake lagaya, toh pata laga ki brake fail...

When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed.
"Good heavens...

If movies were made by drinkers, then the titles would be...
Soda Akbar
Rab Ne Pila di Thodi...

Co-pilot was welcoming the passengers on the plane shortly after take off. "Thank you for flying with us this morning. The weather...

Four members of the clergy had a theological argument, with the three male ministers siding against the female minister.
The woman prayed, "Lord, I know I`m right. Please send...

A woman finds Aladdin`s magic lamp. She starts rubbing it and a Genie comes out as usual. The woman looks at the Genie and asks him to grant her wishes...

EK Pathan ek Baniye ki shaadi mein gaya. Shaadi waale ghar mein 2 darwaze the, 1 pe Rishtedar, dusre pe Dost likha tha.
Pathan, Dost wale darwaze se...

Judi went to a "Dude Ranch" on vacation. The cowboy preparing the horses asked if she wanted a Western or English saddle...