Clean Jokes

A man writing at the post office desk was approached by an older fellow with a postcard in his hand. The old man said, "Sir, I`m sorry to bother you, but could you address this postcard for me...

I have recently made one of the biggest mistakes in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble shitting. No, I was not...

Stacey makes a new friend at school and invites her home for the first time. Stacey excuses herself to fetch her Mom and introduce her new friend. As her friend is standing in the living room next to the fireplace...

A man is walking around the streets of the city one day when he spies an old friend of his from college. "George!" he yells. "I haven`t seen you in ages! How have you been?"
"Well," George replies..

Stage 1 - This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject. You know all and greatly wish to express this knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are also always right. And of course...

A group of kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk. "You need to use `big people` words," she`d always remind them...

Newly married Alan goes to meet Father George. He greets the priest and says, "Father, I need to talk to you."
The Priest asks, "Is it a confession, my son...

A blonde woman visits her husband in prison.
Before leaving, she tells an officer, "You shouldn`t make my husband work like that. He`s exhausted !"
Officer laughs, saying...

In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the Mystic delivered grave news:
"There`s no easy way to tell you this...

A man was in the habit of carrying an umbrella wherever he went. Unfortunately, he broke his last good one. Looking at the six useless umbrellas in his umbrella stand, he decided to take them all...