Upset Wife
Two deaf men were talking on their coffee break about being out late the night before. The first man signed to his friend, "My wife was asleep when I got home, so I was able to sneak into bed, and not get into any...
An Atheist Meets God
An atheist was fishing on Loch Ness when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. With an easy flip, the beast tossed his boat high into the air and then opened its huge mouth to catch him...
The Lost Purse
A woman stepped off a bus and realised she had left her purse on board. When she turned around, the bus was already long gone. She called the bus company and was relieved to find out the bus driver...
Little Rabbits
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"
As the shopkeeper`s heart melts...
Perfect Girl!
A friend asked a gentleman how it is that he never married.
The gentleman replied, "Well, I guess I just never met the right woman... I guess I`ve been looking for the perfect girl...
The Easter Bunny
A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately The rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man...
Cat Food
A woman is enjoying a good game of bridge with her girlfriends one evening.
"Oh, no! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband! He`s going to really ticked if it`s not ready on time...
Aggressive and Hostile
A motorcycle police officer stops a driver for shooting through a red light. The driver is a real jerk, steps out of his car and comes striding toward the officer, demanding to know why he is being harassed...
Pour Me A Drink
A man sits down on a bar stool and tells the bartender, "Pour me a drink before the trouble starts."
The bartender looks puzzled, but pours him a drink. The man chugs it and says, "Pour me another drink...
Health is Wealth
Morris had died. His lawyer is standing before the family and reads out Morris` Last Will and Testament.
"To my dear wife Esther, I leave the house, 150 acres of land...