The Fortunate Husband
Husband and wife went shopping to get new dresses for the wife. After seeing numerous dresses, she shortlisted around 100 and further brought it down to 25. Out of these, she asked her husband to choose...
Vampire Dream
A blonde keeps having the same weird dream, so she goes to her psychologist.
Psychologist: What is your dream about?
Blonde: I am being chased by a vampire...
Influential Positions
One day The king wanted to go fishing, and he asked the royal weather forecaster the forecast for the next few hours. The palace meteorologist assured him that there was no chance of rain. So the king...
What's the Time?
Every Monday morning for years, at about 11:30 am, the telephone operator in a small Sierra-Nevada town received a call from a man asking the exact time. One day the operator summed-up the nerve to ask him why...
Can You Smell It?
A young woman walks into a prestige car sales room. Looks around at all the Porsches, Lamborghini`s, Jags etc., and says to the salesman. "Can I have the red one?" - a top of the range Porsche...
Dumb Ass
The Irish priest was at the altar one dreary Sunday morning, addressing his congregation, vehement that alcohol was the work of the devil. "As an example," he stated during his sermon, "If you were to lead a...
Bartender Help
An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender. He ordered a drink and when he was served, asked the bartender if he would get the money from his wallet in his pocket, since he has no arms...
Indian Remedy
Ever since Robert was a child, he had a fear of someone under his bed at night. So he went to a Psychiatrist and told him "I`ve got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there`s somebody under it...
Inventory Loss Prevention
The underwear making company, Jockey was having a tough time with stock theft. On departure for home, all workers` bags were searched and everything always seemed OK. All security measures you can think of were put in...
Bad Date???
Ken sets up his friend Mike on a blind date with a young lady-friend of his. But Mike is a little worried about going out with someone he`s never seen before. "What do I do if she`s really unattractive...