2018 Resolutions
As we all prepare to start a new year, it is time again to make those ever so important New Year`s Resolutions. Here is my list of recent years` resolutions and the revised ones for 2018. I`ll try to be a better husband...
My Wife's Last Wish
A very sick woman on her sick bed said to her husband: Honey if I die, how long would it take you before you marry a another wife...?!
The man replied: Till your grave becomes dry my love...
Witty Cricket Commentary
1. In a match between India and Australia, Michel Clarke was caught at the slip off Kumble and he was waiting for third umpire`s decision when he was clearly out. Harsha said: I think he is waiting for tomorrow`s...
Never Blame Your Wife
Girl, to God: I don`t want to marry. I am educated, independent and self-sufficient. I don`t need a husband. But my parents are asking me to marry. What should I do?
God: You are my finest creation...
Eye Examination
Tim is having a bit of trouble seeing things at a distance so he goes into an opticians for an eye test. The optician asks him to cover his right eye with his left hand and read the letters on the card. Now Tim has always...
A Deep Puddle
A man traveling down a country road was forced to stop before a giant puddle covering the entire road. Looking to the side of the road, the man noticed a farmer leaning on a fence. "Think it`s safe to cross...
It's An Emergency!
A well-respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving home from work. As he was tuning into the evening news, the phone rang. The doctor calmly answered it and heard the familiar voice...
Dancing Duck
A man walks into a bar with a metal box under one arm and a duck under the other. The man walks up to the bar and asks the bar tender "If you give me a free bottle of beer I`ll show you my dancing duck...
Old Wine In A New Bottle
Shaadi Ke Do Din Baad Dulha Us Beauty Parlour Mein Gaya Jahan Uski Biwi Ko Dulhan Banaya Gaya Tha. Aadmi Ne Parlour Waali Madam Ko Ek Chota Sa Dabba Gift Diya Aur Uski Biwi Ka Itna Achcha Make-up...
The Hot Stock
A stockbroker was cold calling about a penny stock and found Bob. "I think this one will really move," said the broker. "It`s only $1 a share."
"Buy me 1000 shares...