Having A Real Bad Day
Meanwhile in a normally quiet side street in London... What a morning......... 8:00 I made a snowman. At 8:10 a feminist passed by and asked me why I didn`t make a snow woman. At 8:15 I made a snow woman...
Behind Every Successful...
During a company`s annual family trip to a crocodile farm in Thailand...the eccentric Boss dared any of his employees to jump into the crocodiles infested pond... and swim to the shore. Anyone who survived...
Cross Examination
Policeman testifies in Court If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was...
A Pregnant Football Player
There was an athlete who wanted to accept a scholarship to a well-known college. To be awarded it, however, he had to pass a physical, since it was an athletic scholarship. When Tim found out about the scholarship...
My Favourite Animal
Our teacher asked what my favourite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn`t funny, but she couldn`t have been right, because everyone else laughed. My parents told me to always tell...
Ferrari Fires Pit Crew
The Ferrari F1 Racing Team recently fired the whole pit crew to employ some young unemployed youths from Liverpool. The decision to hire them was brought on by a documentary on how unemployed youths...
God Helps
A woman hurriedly went into the pharmacy to get medication, got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys inside. The woman found an old rusty coat hanger left on the ground. She looked at it and said...
Things to Say in Meetings
To appear Sharper: "Can you go back to the previous slide?"
To appear Pragmatic: "Let`s look at the Timelines."
To appear Senior: "Who`s taking the minutes...
Wrong Size!
A man was in bad shape. He constantly gasped for breath and his eyes bulged. The doctors didn`t give him long to live. He decided to live it up. Withdrawing all of his money from the bank, he went on a shopping spree...
Sending A Signal
A young air force officer had a very beautiful wife. Early each morning he left his house and went to the airport, and an hour later his wife always left the house too, with a big white towel, and went for a walk...