Clean Jokes

Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pickup truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn`t get hurt...

The new librarian decided that instead of checking out children`s books by writing the names of borrowers on the book cards herself, she would have the youngsters sign their own names. She would then tell...

Two old Jewish men waking down the street and they see a sign in front of a church: Become a Christian today! Earn $100! So the one guy Abe, says, "100 bucks. hmmmmm. I think I`ll do it. I could use the money...

At a wedding ceremony the priest asked if there was anyone who had any reason why the marriage shouldn`t go on, it was time to stand up and speak, or forever hold his or her peace. The moment of utter silence...

A guy was packing for a business trip and his five year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed helping her Daddy pack for his big trip. At one point she giggled and said...

A woman goes to Spain to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers: "Thank you honey, what would you like me to...

A missionary heard about a native who had five wives. He paid a visit to the native`s hut, and sure enough there were five wives. The two men sat outside the hut and talked....

"WHERE Is My SUNDAY Paper?" The irate customer calling the newspaper office loudly demanded, wanting to know where her Sunday edition was.
"Ma`am," said the newspaper employee...

Working people frequently ask retired people, what they do to make their days interesting... Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a policeman...

Girl: Hello control tower, this is flight 365 we have a problem.
Control Tower: What is the problem.
Girl: Kuch Nahin!
Control Tower: Please Bataiye Problem Kya Hai...