Speaking English Kills You
For those of you who watch what you eat. Here`s the final word on nutrition and health. It`s a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies. The Japanese eat very little fat and...
Cancel Your Credit Card Before You Die
A lady died in 2016 January, and HDFC Bank billed her for Feb `16 & Mar `16 for annual service charges on her credit card, and added late fees and interest on the monthly charges...
Toilet - A Marital Problem
I recently had an arranged marriage and brought my wife home. But ever since she's come home, she`s been complaining of the Indian toilet in our house. She says she`s used to a Western toilet since childhood...
Where's My Goat?
There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned mine shaft. Curious about its depth they threw in a pebble and waited for the sound of it striking the bottom, but they heard nothing...
Good Qualities
One day, Birbal was talking of a dinner he had eaten the day before. In doing so, he described brinjal (baingan) as be -gun i.e. without any good qualities. Akbar, who at the very moment was passing by...
Living With Sisters!
The Matchmaker goes to see Mr. Avery, a confirmed bachelor for many years. "Mr. Avery, don`t leave it too late. I have exactly the one you need. You only have to say the word and you`ll meet and be married...
Military Personal Insurance
Airman Jackson was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance. It wasn`t long before Captain...
Smart Girlfriend
I have a girlfriend who is a police officer. When she misses me, she just comes to my house in uniform and arrests me in presence of my wife and takes me to her home till the next day. Then she bring me back and...
Job Interview
I went on a job interview the other day. I wasn`t really qualified but I decided to apply anyway. A week later, I became very excited when I was called in for an interview. At the interview, the prospective employer...
What'd You Like to Hear
After dying in an accident, three friends go to Heaven for orientation. They are all asked the same question: "When you are in your casket, and friends and family are mourning over you, what would you like to hear...