Problems of the Elderly
"WHERE Is My SUNDAY Paper?" The irate customer calling the newspaper office loudly demanded, wanting to know where her Sunday edition was.
"Ma`am," said the newspaper employee...
Have a Little Fun Daily
Working people frequently ask retired people, what they do to make their days interesting... Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a policeman...
If Girls Are Pilots!
Girl: Hello control tower, this is flight 365 we have a problem.
Control Tower: What is the problem.
Girl: Kuch Nahin!
Control Tower: Please Bataiye Problem Kya Hai...
Speaking English Kills You
For those of you who watch what you eat. Here`s the final word on nutrition and health. It`s a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies. The Japanese eat very little fat and...
Cancel Your Credit Card Before You Die
A lady died in 2016 January, and HDFC Bank billed her for Feb `16 & Mar `16 for annual service charges on her credit card, and added late fees and interest on the monthly charges...
Toilet - A Marital Problem
I recently had an arranged marriage and brought my wife home. But ever since she's come home, she`s been complaining of the Indian toilet in our house. She says she`s used to a Western toilet since childhood...
Where's My Goat?
There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned mine shaft. Curious about its depth they threw in a pebble and waited for the sound of it striking the bottom, but they heard nothing...
Good Qualities
One day, Birbal was talking of a dinner he had eaten the day before. In doing so, he described brinjal (baingan) as be -gun i.e. without any good qualities. Akbar, who at the very moment was passing by...
Living With Sisters!
The Matchmaker goes to see Mr. Avery, a confirmed bachelor for many years. "Mr. Avery, don`t leave it too late. I have exactly the one you need. You only have to say the word and you`ll meet and be married...
Military Personal Insurance
Airman Jackson was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance. It wasn`t long before Captain...