Clean Jokes

Husband and wife went Deepavali shopping to get new sarees for the wife.
After seeing numerous sarees, she shortlisted around 100 and further brought it down to 25. Out of these, she asked her husband...

A knight and his men returned to their castle after a hard day of fighting.
"How are we faring?" asked the king.
"Sire!" replied the knight, "I have been robbing and pillaging...

A very devout man who was very overweight decided to go on a diet. One of his main problems with eating was that he would stop for donuts every morning on the way to work. So to make things easier for himself...

The word DRINK has been coined using the alphabets carefully to cue the effect of each peg!
1. If you take 1 peg, it is good for Digestion - hence "D" has been selected...

I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well for my age".
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn`t resist asking him...

Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spotted survivors of a ship that had just sunk. "Follow me son" the older father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people...

Some Greeting cards you won`t see.... but would probably sell.
OUTSIDE: As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am.
INSIDE: That you`re not here to ruin it for me...

A climber fell off a cliff, and as he tumbled down, he caught hold of a small branch wedged in the rock. "HELP! IS THERE ANYBODY UP THERE?" he shouted.
A majestic voice boomed through the gorge...

Carl was talking to a girl in a New York City bar. He asked, "Can I get you a drink?"
The girl replied, "Certainly."
Carl then asked, "What would you like...

One employee of the pharma company goes to his boss and asks for leave. "Sir, my wife is pregnant and is unable to do the household work. I think I must go there and help her. Please give me...