Squeezing Lemons
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing Rs.1000/- bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to...
Damn It...
Father Murphy was playing golf with a parishioner. On the first hole, he sliced into the rough. His opponent heard him mutter "Hoover !" under his breath. On the second hole, Father Murphy`s ball went straight into...
Urgent Loan
A man went into a bank and asked to borrow three thousand dollars for a month. The loan officer asked what collateral the man had...
Being a Teacher
3 Log Swarg Ke Dwar Per Khade The.
GOD: Sirf 1 Hi Andar Aayega...
1st: Mai Pujari Tha. Saari Umar Aapki Sewa Ki Hai.
2nd: Mai Doctor Tha. Saari Umar...
Bird Calls
One evening an avid bird watcher stood in his backyard and heard an owl hoot. So he thought he`d give a hoot back. To his surprise and delight the bird hooted again. The next night the same scenario occurred...
Imaginary Enemy
During a simulated attack, the troops have to defend themselves against an imaginary enemy, as the sergeant calls it. Bawling out orders, he notices that one recruit shows little response...
Superb Desi Puns
1. Laxman to Seeta: Stay offline.
2. Mayawati ctrl+all+dalit
3. My watch is stuck between 2 and 2:30; it`s a do or dhai...
Ladka Kya Kar Raha Hai?
Ek Ladka Aur Ladki Shaadi Karna Chahte The, Par Unhe Darr Tha Ke Ladki Ke Maa Baap Love Marriage Ke Liye Nahi Maanenge.
Ladki Ne Iss Mamle Me Apne Gharwalo Se Baat Kari, Lekin Vo Toh Ek Hi Baar Me Maan Gaye....
Career Advice
A guy meets a childhood pal. "What are you doing for yourself these days?"
"I`m a fireman," his old friend replies.
"Yeah? My 15-year-old kid wants to be a fireman...
Efficiency Expert
The CEO of a large multinational company fell ill on a day when he had tickets to see a grand concert. As a gesture of kindness, he gave the tickets to the company`s Efficiency Expert to enjoy the concert with his wife...