Clean Jokes

Jennifer`s wedding day was fast approaching. Her parents divorced, but that never stopped her from wanting to get married. Her mother had found the perfect dress to wear. A week later, Jennifer was horrified...

Q: How Do You Decide Who To Marry?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and...

At a boat rental concession, the manager went to the lake`s edge and yelled through his megaphone, "Number 99, come in, please. Your time is up."
Several minutes passed, but the boat didn`t return.

At a boat rental concession, the manager went to the lake`s edge and yelled through his megaphone, "Number 99, come in, please. Your time is up."
Several minutes passed, but the boat didn`t return.

A woman was driving an old Honda City car when she mistakenly hit a 2017 Range Rover Evoke. The lady came out from her Range Rover insulting the other lady for not being careful, asking her to repair...

A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends. We`ll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get...

All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a young Australian couple. Waiting for things to get started, they were somewhat shocked to see the bride`s father storm up the aisle...

A rat swallowed a diamond and the owner of the diamond contracted a man to kill the rat. When the rat hunter arrived to kill the rat there were more than a thousand rats bunched up all together and...

A fifteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began to scream, "Where did you get that car???!!!" He calmly told them, "I bought it today."
"With what money?" demanded his parents...

A man was taken to court for calling an Honourable Minister a pig. It was his first offence and the judge was in a good mood and decided to show mercy. So he discharged him after warning him to desist from...