Clean Jokes

The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashier and was down to two final applicants - one of which would get the job. The first one interviewed was from a small college in upstate New York...

A guy was stuck on a desert island for years. Then, from the depths of the ocean, came a stunning dark-haired beauty equipped with scuba gear. She walked slowly, voluptuously, up to the guy and...

1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. Our boyfriend`s clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
3. We can cry and get off speeding fines...

Donald Trump went to London and met with the Queen. "Your Queenship," he asked her. `I am finding things way more difficult than I could have imagined. May I ask you - how do you run such an efficient...

Fred was well known for his cheapness and his "eye for a bargain." One day he was looking for a cheap wedding present for his niece, so he went into a thrift shop. As he was walking around, he noticed...

An old nun who was living in a convent next to a construction site noticed the course language of the workers and decided to spend some time with them to correct their ways. She decided...

A job seeker was interviewing, and the interviewer asked him, "Tell me what is your greatest strength?"
The prospective employee said, "Sir, I am a little bit shy, but should I give you my...

A blonde went into a pet shop and asked the owner if he had any parrots. The owner replied, "Sorry, I don`t have any at the moment."
"Dammmnnn and blast!" said the blonde, "I have been invited to...

A very handsome man gets into a terrible car accident. The doctors save his life, but he loses one eye. Before a nice glass one can be fitted, he is temporarily given a wooden eye. The man becomes very depressed...

A young girl walks into a prestige car sales room. Looks around at all the Porsches, Lamborghini`s, Jags etc., and says to the salesman, "Can I have the red one?" - a top of the range Porsche...