An apple a day... is almost a thousand rupees a month.
Visiting a doctor is
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a lot cheaper.
Sp be practical!
Why is it that you wait 6 weeks for a doctor's appointment and then he says, "I wish you'd come to me sooner"?
Some doctors charge so much, they should be called Feesycians!
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I'm addicted to Twitter.
Patient: Sorry, I don't follow you.
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I'can't stop stealing things.
Doctor: Take these pills for a week and if they don't work, get me a 42-inch flat screen TV!
Patient: Doctor, I'm having trouble with my breathing.
Doctor: I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that.
Doctor: You'll live to be 70.
Patient: I am 70.
Doctor: See, what did I tell you?
Doctor: Madam, your cheque came back.
Woman: So did my arthritis!
Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork.
Patient: That's because you've got your hand on my watch!
Doctor: So you swallowed a clock two months ago, why didn't you come to me sooner?
Patient: I didn't want to alarm you.