Girls really have lots of patience.
Varna Itni Saari Selfies Mein Difference Nikaal Kar Delete Karna Koi Bachhon Ka Khel Nahi Hai!
What kind of a father are you if you don't drink?
I mean, Woh Kaisa Pita Hai, Jo Pita Nahi Hai?
Teacher: Kanjus Kise Kehte Hain?
Pappu: Jo 100 Messages Send Karne Par Bhi Reply Nahi Kare.
Teacher: Very Good, Ek Example Batao...
Pappu: Aapki Beti!
Kaju Ki Barfi Pe Chandi Ka Varq Kyon Lagate Hain?
Chinese: Wrong question
American: No idea
Japanese: Don't know
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Santa: Oye Puthi-Siddhi Da Pata Lag Janda Is Vaaste!
Banta: Why is Santa Claus always a man?
Santa: Because no woman will wear the same dress year after year!
Pinky called on Customer Care:
Customer Care: How may I help you?
Pinky: Is there any problem with your network?
Customer Care: No, what happened?
Pinky: Its been 4 hrs. and nobody has liked my DP yet.
Santa: I will admit I am wrong if you will admit I am right.
Jeeto: I agree! you go first.
Santa : Ok, I am wrong.
Jeeto: Yes, You are right!
If a woman asks you a question, it's better to tell her the truth because...
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Chances are she's asking you as she already knows it!
Santa invited Banta to his home for dinner and gave him directions for Vasant Kunj.
Santa: Oye! Mahipalpur Se Aana Aur Teesri Red Light Se Left Le Lena. Phir Dusri Red Light Se Right Le Lena! Hours passed... but no sign of Banta, so Santa called up to ask where he was.
Santa: Oye Banta, Where are you?
Banta: Oye Yaar, Main To Jaipur Pahunch Geya... Because Sari Lights Green Thi, Koi Red Light Mili Hi Nahi!
Banta: You can save your phone battery by turning off the internet.
Santa: Jab Internet Band Hi Rakhna Hai Toh Battery Bacha Ke Kya Karunga?
