Boy: Tum Mujhe Pyaar Karti Ho?
Girl: Yes Baby!
Boy: But Tumhein Toh Meri Koi Parwah Hi Nahi!
Girl: Pyaar Karne Wale Kisi Ki Parwah Nahi Karte!
Patient: Doctor Main Roj 100 Rs. Ki Dawa Lekar Ja Raha Hun But Koi Faida Nahi Hua!
Doctor: Achha Chalo Aaj Se 80 Rs. Ki Lekar Jao.
Patient: Usse Kya Hoga?
Doctor:Arre 20 Rs. Ka Faida Hoga!
Ek Ladki Class Mein Gana Ga Rahi Thi,'O Zara-Zara Touch me, Touch me, Touch me...' Tabhi Pappu Utha Aur Ladki Ko Chhu Liya, Aur Bola,
"Himmat Hai To Aage Ga...!"
Pappu: Papa Mujhe 180CC Pulsar Bike Hi Leni Hai...
Santa: Beta Tu 180CC Pulsar Le Ya 350CC Ki Bullet, Picha Tune 100CC Ki Scooty Ka Hi Karna Hai..
Santa: What do you want for your birthday?
Jeeto: Give me one ring... thats enough.
Santa: From landline or mobile?
Chess is the only game in the world, which reflects the status of the husband,
The Poor King can take only one step at a time... while the Mighty Queen can do whatever she likes.
A boy and a girl on chat:
Girl: Hi baby
Boy: Hi... how are you?
Girl: I am fine... could you please send me 15k?
Boy: 15k! for what?
Girl: 5k for my clothes, 7k for my hair+nails and 3k for my shoes.
Boy: It's ok my love... take it...
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Count it, it's 15k and take extra 2k
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That's for your perfume!
Listening to wife is like reading the terms and conditions of website.
You understand nothing, but still you agree.
Preeto: Honey my stomach is getting bigger, I think I am pregnant.
Banta: Yeah, and I know who are the daddies.
Preeto: Who?
Banta: McDonald's... Dominos... SubWay... KFC!
On an Average Men Spend...
30% of life Sleeping
29% of life Working
And balance is spent...
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Apologising to Women!
