Preeto: How do you manage your husband so well?
Jeeto: I give him the false impression that he's in charge of our life!
Banta: Why can't Chinese people play Cricket?
Santa: Because they would end up eating the bat!
A boy sent a message to his girlfriend:
Boy: I am breaking up with you.
Girl: Okay, bye.
Boy: You'll never find someone like me.
Girl: Thank God!
Santa: I wish I were filthy rich.
Jeeto: You already are 50% of your wish!
Doctor: You're so sick.
Me: But you haven't examined me yet.
Doctor: Yes but I happen to read your posts!
Women are not telling the truth when they say they love their kids more than their husbands.
For instance, a woman can leave her kids all day with a female neighbour but will never leave her husband alone for even one minute with the same neighbour!
A boy sent a message to his crush.
Boy: I love you, do you love me?
Girl: hahahahaha
Boy: Arre, Usne 5 Baar Ha Bola!
Santa: I am giving up drinking for a month.
Banta: What? Are you Okay?
Santa: Sorry, that came out wrong. I am giving up. Drinking for a month!
Jeeto: You know what your problem is?
Santa: No, but I'm pretty sure I'm about to find it out from you now!
Girlfriend: You have never smiled at me since we started dating.
Boyfriend: I thought you said you wanted a serious relationship!
