Difficulty is, we are facing a Chinese Virus which may not give symptoms, and we are testing with Chinese Kits that may not give results!
Girl: Do you drink alcohol.
Boy: Yes.
Girl: Sharam Nahi Aati?
Boy: Nanga Ho Kar Thoda Peeta Hun!
Crude prices go into negative:
Santa At Petrol Pump: Tanki Full Kar Do.
Attendant: Sir, 2500 Hua.
Santa: Theek Hai, De Do!
Ask a man what kind of man she wants, then sit and listen how she explains characterstics of non-living things!
You may call a woman daughter, mother, sister or wife but never ever dare to call her an aunty!
Boy: Itna Chhota Reply, Kuch Kar Rahi Ho Kya?
Girl: Haan.
Boy: Kya?
Girl: Ignore!
How does a lawyer sleep?
First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other!
Bunty: Meri Girlfriend Ne Mujhe Dhokha De Diya.
Pappu: Jaisi Teri Shakal Hai... Toh Kya Sarkari Naukri Deti!
Teacher: What is the opposite of Valentine?
Pappu: Quarantine.
Teacher: How?
Pappu: Valentine brings two people closer and Quarantine keeps them apart!
Santa: You women should come with instructions.
Jeeto: No use. Have you ever seen a man reading & understanding the instructions properly?
