Bunty: Chal 'Kalank' Dekhne Chalte Hain.
Pappu: Jaane Ki Kya Zaroorat Hai, Mirror Dekh Le Ja Kar!
On a date:
Boy to waiter: 2 black coffees.
Girl: I want pink.
Boy: Give me only one, she is not with me!
Pappu: Hey Tina, would you like to dance with me?
Tina: I don't dance with a kid.
Pappu: Oh sorry, I didn't know you are pregnant!
Banta: How did you fail your stress test?
Santa: They connected the machines and made me watch my wife parking my car! And I failed the test!
One good thing about Veterinary Doctors is their patients...
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can't Google!
Women get mad for two things:
1. For everything!
2. For nothing!
Patient: Doctor, what happens after we die?
Doctor: We clean the bed and admit a new patient!
Boy: Who is the most useless Avenger?
Girl: I think Bajaj Avenger, Udta Bhi Nahi Hai!
When a girl loves a boy, no one knows except the girl.
And when a boy loves a girl, every one knows except the girl!
Boy: Tum Ladkiya Apni Vidai Ke Time Itna Kyon Roti Ho?
Girl: Jab Tu Jayega Na Bina Salary Ke, Kisi Dusre Ke Ghar Ka Kaam Karne, Toh Tu Bhi Royega!
