A man to a girl in a bar:
Man: Outside?... Under?... To?... Around?... Over?...
Girl: Are you trying to preposition me?
Why don't the French order 2 eggs for breakfast?
Because one egg is un oeuf!
When you transport something by car, it's called shipment. But when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo!
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Read and lead rhyme.
And read and lead rhyme.
But read and lead don't rhyme.
And neither do read and lead!
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Jail and prison are synonyms.
But jailer and prisoner are antonyms!
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