Kewal Automobile Hi Nahi, But Economy Pe Aisa 'OLA' Gira Hai Ki Lagta Hai Desh Is Se Jaldi 'Uber' Nahi Payega!
A man who eats chicken from his own poultry is actually a vegetarian.
Because "Ghar Ki Murgi Daal Barabar!"
Wife: Main Kuch Saalon Teej Ka Vrat Nahi Rakh Rahi Hun Phir Bhi Aap Ekdum Theek Hain.
Husband: Toh Main Apna Dhayan Rakhta Hun, Exercise Karta Hun.
Wife: Don't try to be over smart. Batao Kaun Hai Woh Jo Tumhare Liye Teej Ka Vrat Rakhti Hai!
A bestie who has a better life than you is not your bestie.
Zindagi Dono Ki Barabar Se Barbaad Honi Chahiye Pakki Dosti Ke Liye!
Competition Itna Badh Geya Hai Ki Kisi Ko Dukh Sunao Toh...
Woh Double Suna Deta Hai!
Flirting at 40 is like IIT-JEE.
You know "Hona Kuch Nahi Hai!"
Aunty: Beta Ghar Mein Sab Kaise Hain?
Malayali Boy: Antiseptic Hai!
I asked my stockbroker, "Ab Kya Lena Chahiye?"
He replied, "Bhagwaan Ka Naam!"
Mehnat Kitni Bhi Kar Lo, Qismat Agar Kamini Hai Toh New Zealand Ban Jati Hai!
Most Important question facing the country today?
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Tere Bachon Ka Holiday Home Work Ho Gaya Kya?