Pal Pal Rang Badalti Hai Duniya,
Aur Log Puchte Hain, 'Holi Kab Hai'!
What is Bhang called in English?
Shiva's Regal!
Santa: Mera Order Abhi Tak Kyon Nahi Aaya, Ullu Ke Patthe?
Customer Care: Please Sir, Pehle Aap Namarta Se Baat Kijiye.
Santa: OK! Karwao!
Hiccup Reason:
Other countries: Involuntary contractions of the diaphragm muscle causing the opening between the vocal cords snap shut to check the inflow of air.
India: Koi Yaad Kar Raha Hoga Tujhe!
Aaj Ka Gyan:
Yeh Jo Log Bolte Hain Na, "I love to cry in rain so that no one can see my tears"... Yeh Woh Hi Log Hain Jo Swimming Pool Mein Ja Kar Moot Dete Hain!
Sitaron Se Aage Jahaan Aur Bhi Hain Abhi Ishq Ke Imtihan Aur Bhi Hain...
Here Ishq is either a CA or a medical student!
Zindagi Ki Yahi Reet Hai,
Peeth Peeche Sab Kameeney Aur Sahmne Sab Sweet Hain!
Similarity between me and my friends:
Hum Sab Ek Doosre Ki Nazron Mein Kamine Hain!
When someone asks, "Aapko Dance Aata Hai Kya?"
Me: Zindagi Roz Mujra Karwa Rahi Hai, Woh Count Hoga Kya?
Life Ki Itni Lagi Padi Hai Ki...
Kutta Bhi Bhonk Kar Jaata Hai Toh Lagta Hai Advice De Kar Gaya Hai!